“How to be successful as a man… First thing, you need freedom ‘cus you ain’t a man if you’re not free. If you’re working your ass of, you’re a slave. And you may sit there and go ‘I’m not a slave, I get paid really well.’

Well, listen, the slaves got free food and free shelter in exchange for work. Now, all they’ve done is, got rid of the food and shelter deal, give you dollars which you spend on food and shelter, and you basically have nothing left, so you’re still a f*cking slave. So, first thing you need is freedom. If you’re not free, you’re not a man.”

“Success for a man actually comes in many realms. It’s actually nothing to do with being good at your job. Having money, yeah… You don’t have to be good at your job to have money.”

“Let’s say I’m working at a company… I work, I work, I work, I become a manager. I’m on one hundred and fifty thousand a year, I got a company BMW, and I wear a suit, and everyone at my job does as I say. By all measures, I’m a success now.

But here’s the truth, when I leave that company, no one gives a f*ck about me. I’m a nobody outside of that one building where I’m a little bit important.

My wife doesn’t wanna suck my d*ck because I’m fat… I got a BMW… I know h*es with BMWs… I don’t even consider that a car… That’s not a luxury car, that’s f*cking basic.”

“Why am I supposed to feel guilty for destroying an animal so that I can grow when every single thing that’s ever existed ever has destroyed something else to grow. What, I’m going to come along and be Mr. Nice Guy and I’m gonna undo the laws of the universe.

You think because you sit there and eat tofu that you’re somehow changing the basic universal constants of the reality we exist within. You’re not changing sh*t. You’re a dork.”

“When you’re saying ‘I’m a vegetarian or a vegan’, you’re saying ‘I deny reality, I deny one of the most basic fundamentals of reality’ which is for something to live, something else must die.”

“You can say, ‘my life is less fun, but I still don’t drink alcohol.’ That’s fine, I accept that. But to sit there and say, ‘Oh, I don’t need to drink, I have fun without drinking.’ Then you’re a f*cking liar.

Every time I meet one of these people who has fun without drinking, I think ‘f*cking hell, I need to hang around with this person.’ This person has fun without drinking. They’re permanently drunk. They must be hyper in their minds.

They must be supercharged. And they’re permanently ready to do some f*cking crazy adventure and wake up the next day in another country with no clothes on.

This person must be amazing. But instead of being amazing… They’re just boring f*cks who don’t know what fun is.”

“Everyone has a Lambo or a Ferrari, it’s easy.”