Recent reviews by squeak_grenade

depressing af 10/10

half life 2

buy it. buy it now. it is one of the best things to bless this god forsaken earth. need me to elaborate?
1. The soundtrack is the second best part of Boneworks. It sounds amazing, it has songs that are good for just taking a break and listening to (such as Analog Sunrise from the game's tutorial puzzles, the Museum of Technical Demonstration, and The Museum, from the same level), songs that tense you up and get you ready to beat some ♥♥♥♥ up (such as Tactical Trial from the sandbox level Handgun Trial).
2. The guns are on-point, although my only complaint is that you can't drop the mag on some guns that you could in real life.
3. The physics are fantastic. Climbing is a bit difficult to master, but it'll quickly become quite easy. You can clamber up onto roofs/across walls by pulling your hands down and looking down, which is quite fun to do in a combat situation.
4. The story is amazing, the levels are great, but if you skip the cutscenes (DO NOT SKIP THE CUTSCENES OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON), it'll be hard to follow the story and understand what you are doing.
if this isn't enough to get you to buy this game, i don't know how to help ya.

"we're adding a feature to fully disallow something that was already against the rules"
"how dare you!??!? this game is terrible!!!!"
mfw

i made people pick up cans


edit: i made even more people pick up cans
edit 2: please help me

its cool i guess

this hurts

its cool i guess