Mi mi mi mi miiiii ...
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my sh!t at you.
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat, you little tw@t?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
(Have some more caviar!)
Now I'm really getting rather mad.
You're like a niggly tiggly sh!tty little tag-nut.
When I knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt?!
That's right, my butt!
Err ...!
My butt!
Agh!
My Buuuuuuuuutt!