Grade A Losers | Mendoza :D my man sinds you uploaded the "Gay section" i strongly need to request to hurry up with the "lesbian section" sinds my girl is now hella mad at ya !! So for your sake and mine hurry up befor she gets out of controle and killes us both :D

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Once upon a time, Grade A Losers | Mendoza was the loudest voice in the hate choir-- AKA, Cal and Vermeil’s #1 heckler. His Twitch chat rants were infamous: “You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ all you do is spam missile.” His disdain, unmatched. But fate has a sense of humor. The #1 missile crybaby became the Mendissle.

Mendoza stands as the backbone of the Grade A Losers. He locks down enemies with a presence so suffocating that even the most shameless, scummiest players are desperate to recruit him. He doesn’t miss headers. His passes back to the goalie flow like scripture, loyal and precise. Many suffer at the hands of the dreaded Mendoza Aura Shot off rip, a strike whispered about in NA servers like a curse.

Mendoza embodies the prophecy: all haters become fans, and all doubters become followers. He is proof that the Grade A Losers consume everything in their path. Don't believe me? Just watch the Mendissle.