I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥, my name's Robert
Such a ♥♥♥♥♥, whose name is Robert
I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥, yeah, I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥
I'm such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
I have no hopes, I have no dreams
And a tiny little peen
And it doesn't even function anyway
Because I have erectile dysfunction