I describe myself as a half decent sax player,
Amateur coin collector, john q tax payer.
Shy around girls with my face all scarred.
The only thing in my wallet is a baseball card.
I live in the city but miss farming life.
All i need to survive is my Swiss army knife.
The story of my childhood is bad luck and crises.
Born in the year of the rat and I'm a Pisces. Which makes me a rat fish, so I'm gonna soon need someone to tie my shoes and spoon feed me.
Can't wait till the day when i ride round in rocking cars, wear short sleeve shirts, and all I eat is chocolate bars.
Take my place for granted, and assume the position on top of the heap, because soon the tradition of winning the game with one swing of the bat will forever will be a thing of the past.