Dangerously Horny
 
 
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Beastially Horny 29 Jan @ 3:29pm 
Black metal is the game I play
'Cause no one show me the right way
I am a bloody Antichrist, only believe in bad
Spit at the church, evil I get
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Rites of death return to Hell
I am Satan's child
Attack with spell
I turn the cross upside down
And read Satanic Bible with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grown
My life begins at midnight twelve
Masturbate to kill myself
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Rites of death return to Hell
I am Satan's child
Attack with spell
I love to drink my own blood
My sin is my life in a war with God
I talk to the demons night tonight
Make love and black masses in a dark shadow light
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Rites of death return to Hell
I am Satan's child
Attack with spell
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Blasphemer
Beastially Horny 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:04am 
+rep theres no better mordhau player than him. you can try to win but you will fail.
He is the titan of mordhau and rules over the world.
Ajrize 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47am 
I'm telling you,Dangerously Horny is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult-diapers. When I asked him what the adult diapers were for he said 'They contain my full power so I don't completely sh!t on these kids.' Then he bunnyhopped out the door +REP
Dangerously Horny 11 Nov, 2023 @ 6:49pm 
haha nice
Ajrize 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35am 
hey uh... spotted you across the duelyard... *stares at ground* s-sorry if this is a little forward, but i think you're *pushes fingers together* p-p-pretty cute. ahhh im sorry, im such a dweeb *kicks dirt* hopefully youll forgive me for being so creepy but... i really think youre beautiful. your armor fits you in the nicest way, and forgive me for b-being a weirdo... but i think your butt looks nice in that chainmail skirt... GAH did i just say that ooo im so sorry *blushes and covers mouth* i really didnt mean anythin by it im so sorry.... please dont hate me. if you totally dont think of me as a creep by now then maybe we can duel some time *flourishes* hey... cmon... flourish back *flourishes* hello? *sword salutes* y-you there? *feints you* hello??? wake up??? cmon duel me! what are you doing! stop ignoring me!!! *flourishes* what are you doing! *jump kicks you* cmon! *feints you*.... why cant we just... yknow duel? pleaaaase? okay im sorry haha.... sorry... can we duel now?
Beastially Horny 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28am 
+rep
Lords and Ladies!

Hear me now! Behold, THE Beast of Mordhau!

In the heart of medieval chaos, he emerges as the tempest INCARNATE, the TERROR that prowls the BATTLEFIELD!

His sword, a LIGHTNING BOLT of DOOM; his armor, a TESTAMENT to UNYIELDING RESOLVE!

With EYES ABLAZE and a HEART FORGED in the FIRES of COMBAT, he stands UNMATCHED, UNDEFEATED, UNBROKEN!

In this age of KNIGHTS and VALOR, he is the EMBODIMENT of RAW POWER, a FORCE FEARED and REVERED!

To The Beast, we raise our WEAPONS and our VOICES, for HE IS... THE BEAST!

Cheers mate :espresso: