Owner of the biggest starfish farm this side of the Mississippi

Yeah I killed you in a game and made you cry. I'm a real sicko alright I'm not normal. I called you a goober, goofball, and a silly billy and in that order. You wake up and see me in the kitchen baking snickerdoodles with your grandma and think to yourself "wow those smell heavenly" instead of the more important question of "who is this guy and why is he baking scrum-diddly-umptious cookies with my sweet, sweet abuela?" and then I see you. I stare at you and start ravaging your innocent grammy. Your grandmama. While you are powerless watching me with tears welling in your eyes. So now every time your 83 year old grandmommy hits her life alert I'll be on route. So go ahead and -rep me. I've already got a tummy of delicious, crispy, cinnamon packed cookies and empty balls.