Recent reviews by JayohPlaysThoYT

*EDIT* 7 hrs later, still pecking them toes ;)
Let me peck them toes

15 mins is all i need to say DO NOT EVER PLAY THIS GAME full of hackers and it feels like a group of 10 year olds made the ui. One of the literal WORST free to play games i have ever played.

Fabulous game but the fact you cannot host a local multiplayer game sucks. EVERYTHING is stored server sided and online and its annoying i mean if the game is an MMO than label it as such. And not to mention the gameplay feels more like an RPG story driven game rather than a open world survival game , its similar to enshrouded with the stupid puzzles too. After playing for hrs i can say I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS GAME RIGHT NOW maybe down the road but not right now SAVE YOUR MONEY

*EDIT* im officially addicted to opening packs *
Cannot wait to sink my teeth into this game. Loved the prologue and am excited to check out all the new things and cards added! 10/10 would recommend if you love pokemon/yu gi oh/digimon etc such a well thought out idea! Only things i wish they would add is the ability to battle the npcs and shiny variants of cards would be dope as well. Amazing game!

Fake wannabe halo with worst players than rust < stay away from this garbage unless you wanna be hacked on every lobby

If you love card and rogue like games then you will love Balatro i literally cannot stop playing the replayability is endless and there are MODS they create amazing and cool decks to mess around with 10/10 game

i love this game but i cant justify them reselling the same game on console when i already bought it once , i dont care if you discount the price i already own the game on console i should not have to buy it again that is horrible business from the devs

I stole a body bag and got laser beamed by a robot underwater 10/10 game highly recommend.

EDIT: Sept.13 2024 - GIMMIE YA LOOT!

Been playing this game since playtest #3 and i love it, its finally enjoyable now that there are different ways to escape and the maps rotate now so you are not just stuck on goblin caves all the time as a solo player and now that its back on steam is just amazing looking forward to the future of Dark and Darker #weheldtheline

Heard a woman getting plowed through someones mic. 10/10 game