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21 of 43 (49%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 5:03am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:48am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 8:37am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 4:33am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 4:59am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 8:38am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 4:27am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 4:34am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 11:57am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 11:27pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:45am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:19am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:19am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:06pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:16pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:52pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:57pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:14pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:45am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:25am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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