CHEWIES ORIGIN STORY:
A young 6-year-old chewie, went to Chuk e. cheese, playing having the time of his life. He approached the slide with his homie remedy, “jeez chewie your bald as hell my boy when are you going to grow out some hair?” “You have no girls, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, matter of fact you suck at smash bros, and I don’t even be playing like that.” Chewie stared at this man, debating if he should commit to a roast session, weighing his options out, he chose not to engage in such foolery. Understanding that remedy was in fact the schools untested roster of the year, for the past 2 years in fact.

Chewies Origin Story

Once upon a time there was a chewie he ordered a chicken ranch bacon club sandwich. Chewie specifically asked for no onions but when he took a bite BOOM they added extra onions. Chewie was distraught and bewildered by this event. In his moment of need he recalled a memory of being left at the chuck e. cheese table alone and afraid. Little did he know his mom was taking a life threatening dump in the bathroom. Later on chewie was found by his mother but the event traumatized him. The next day chewie ordered a double scoop chocolate chip with hardened chocolate on the to with peanut sprinkles. It looked mighty delectable but unfortunatly chewie dropped his ice cream. As the ice cream was slowly falling all the stress casued him to lose all his hair. and thats how chewie became bald. The end