📜 Full Name: Otto Leopold Friedrich Graf von Falkenberg

🎩 Noble Title: Count of Falkenberg

📅 Date of Birth: May 3, 1842

🏰 Place of Birth: Falkenberg Castle, Kingdom of Prussia

⚔ Occupation/Title: Officer, Diplomat, Landowner

🏇 Known For: Strategic military leadership, political skills at court, generous patronage of the arts

🛡 Military Service: Prussian Army (1860–1885)

🏅 Awards: Iron Cross, Order Pour le Mérite

📖 Interests: Hunting, classical literature, architecture, military strategy

💍 Spouse: Countess Elisabeth von Hohenstein

🏡 Residence: Falkenberg Castle, located in the picturesque hills of Northern Germany

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The Falkenberg 3000

Processor: Intel 80386DX @ 33 MHz

RAM: 4 MB SIMM RAM (expandable to 16 MB, if you're feeling adventurous)

Graphics Card: Tseng Labs ET4000 with 512 KB VRAM

Hard Drive: Seagate ST-225, 20 MB capacity

Drives: 5.25-inch floppy drive (1.2 MB) + 3.5-inch floppy drive (1.44 MB)

Operating System: MS-DOS 5.0 + Windows 3.1

Monitor: 14-inch CRT monitor, maximum 800x600 pixels, 256 colors

Sound Card: Sound Blaster 16 (ISA card)

Input Devices: IBM Model M keyboard + Logitech trackball mouse

Network: 10 Mbps ISA network card (if you even have internet)

Modem: 56k Dial-Up modem with epic connection noises

Special Features: Mechanical hard drive sounds like a tank starting up, boot time feels like an eternity