SUPER TILTED, HELP !!!

He is the shining star of the Indian people, the one who is destined to guide us all to glory and prosperity with his wise and noble leadership. At the moment of his birth on a holy mountain, 1000 comets flew across the sky, proclaiming that the great leader had arrived on earth to save his people. By the age of 3 he spoke all languages, had 7 PHDs, could cure sickness with his hands, speak to animals, and fly through the air. He has progressed mightily since then and surpasses all others, including once when he jumped over Mount Everest in a single leap, and another time when he defeated the demon, Sunpayudu. In all aspects, he is the ideal man. Like all good Indians, our team follows and worships him. None of us have traitorous counter-revolutionary thoughts. We all faithfully and humbly serve him

Well f**k, we cannot realistically win with these kinds of mistakes. Bro, it's a mistake. You've sold every one of us. I'm f**king shocked. You've sold everyone in the most important round. No way we can win by making such mistakes.<...> For f**k sake, we were so f**king delusional thinking that we could win something. But it's unreal with these mistakes.

I met this guy in a random MM game, he was calling the game nonstop. I was obviously very annoyed as I hate callers in MM games. Like, bro, it is an MM game. I am trying to forget my mom and my dad arguing in the next room. They sometimes beat me because I have fun when I play csgo.
Anyway, my dad had whooped my ass just before this game so I was less annoyed than I would be and did not mute him instantly. Turned out to be the best decision of my life because he is a certified Top G and a great IGL.
tl;dr: get beat by your parents

Mark my words, MY IGL will absolutely not age like milk. Now IGL is jacked and shredded and exercising like an absolute demon he will be dumping on T1 opponents. His focus and chill in the server is going to be second to none. Think of this dude's skill ceiling in his prime, now combine that with the zen of a Buddhist monk on an eight month fasting and meditation session, that's what you're going to see. Think it's just a quick way for him to make a paycheck? Think again, this guy is loading up into the match with the calm of Gandhi himself coursing through his veins. Clutching, entrying, holding angles with more patience than God Jame himself, MY IGL is going to do it all and you heard it here first. Don't sleep on MY IGL, because when you're sleeping he's outside in nature - yes, topless and shredded - hitting headshots on his Steam Deck whislt running 60km a week.

Chilling so much that entire team gets wiped out and baiting so much with AWP that substitute awpers like me have to kill enemies to win the round and on seeing enemies while holding awp runs away like a ♥♥♥♥♥ cat