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⣧⢠⣾⣿⣿⣏⣛⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣭⡴⣿⡋⠋⣼
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Then, my Discord call rings. It’s her.
She pauses mid-kill and says, “BRB, pizza delivery at the door.”
I’m trapped, waiting to die, while she’s off grabbing pizza. I hear her chomping away, and I’m thinking, I’m about to die, but okay, enjoy your pepperoni.
But you know what? She spared me. Not out of mercy, but because her pizza was more important.
I text her, “Thanks for sparing me...” She replies, “Hey, priorities, alright?”
So yeah, I survived because her hunger was stronger than her killer instinct. 10/10 killer… if she’s not hungry. <3"