wtf

Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha

Fun fact: I owe 5 bands to the government but I dont care

this mf evades tax and works for the bank

This guys is a CIA operative who flies people into multiple Southeast Asian and Central European nations without any detection of infiltration. He needs your help!!!!

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