“You Will Be Baked, And Then There Will Be Cake”
-GLaDOS

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”
- Cave Johnson

"Smashy spike plates"
-Wheatly

"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."
"Space going to space can't wait."
"Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"
"Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."
"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."
"Space space going to space oh boy"
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"
"Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops."
"Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."
"Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."
"Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.
"Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."
"Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."
"Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"
"Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."
"Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."
"Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"
"Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"
"Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."
"Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."
"Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"
"Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!
"Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."
"Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."
"Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."
"Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."
"So much space. Need to see it all."
"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."
"Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."
"Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"
"Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."
"There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."
"Getting bored of space."
"Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space."
"Are we in space?"
"Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"
"We made it we made it we made it. Space!"
"Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."
"Don't like space. Don't like space."
"It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."
-space core......