mf get a pfp please

"You need to stay slim, I don't."
- Sigma Arktiny96 to female 14/12/2021

umm he said he slept with my dad but my dad left when I was 4 :(

daedass the best CS team mate ive ever had. heard my grandma choking over my mic and travelled from the school he was building in Africa to my home in Norway. after performing the Heimlich manoeuvre he stayed and cooked a 7 course meal for my family and I. He then read a bed time story to my 6 kids and tucked them in. He made love to my wife and then left via his Porsche 911. This man is everything i wish i was.