MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF CHINA

-社会信用已从您的帐户中扣除 多么失败的公民 不要再这样让毛主席失望了 不能容忍这样 的不良行为晚上9:00后记得兑换食物使 用优惠码“KPU请访问您当地的[人民光荣 的口粮分配部]以兑 换您的口粮共产党的荣耀

(我们強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅的) -40 Social Credits have been deducted from your account! What a failure citizen, do not let Chairman Mao down like this again. Bad behavior like this will not be tolerated, and remember to redeem your food units after 9:00 P.M. by using coupon code "KPUQRS"! Please visit your local [People's Glorious Department of Ration Distribution] In order to redeem your rations. Glory to the CCP!

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy