*slurps my monster can
"You dont understand my struggles. As an alternative emo goth band kid that plays hollow knight and garry's mod. Aight! get off my case mom. I'm a moderator for a garry's mod server chat and its a respectable position! No no you cant kick me out of the house. How will I survive? I need my annual daily 30 monster cans to keep me sustained!"
It was that very day in this alternate universe where Noah actually turned evil, he decided to play games less, get a real job, cleaned his room and actually respect his parents. By the end of 10 years Noah has a degree in Physics and went on to be a nuclear engineer working in Germany earning just shy of 600,000 a year.
Evil Noah be like:
"I'm going to contribute to society and actually improve myself. No I am not a they/them clown, I am Noah and I'm a normal person with genuine goals that doesn't play garry's mod all day."

is racist - told me to hang my shelf, or sm like that, then said "go away monkey" while asking for money - she is street beggar i think

Happy New Year you sexy sexy beast

Merry Christmas

Hello salty. I'm tired of being evil, i hurt too many people. Is it possible to retire as an evil villain that robs banks and fights superheroes? I kinda wanna start a family, have children, have a real house with a nice garden instead of a science lab creating mutated monsters that hurt people. Is it possible to become friends with my arch nemesis hero I always fought when robbing the same bank every tuesday? I found a loving wife and I started getting less motivated to commit massive amounts of crime along with commanding an army of goons. My top goon thats my liuetenant called "Dr. Absolutely Evil Genius Assistant" Yes that is his actual name advised I follow my heart. I don't know what he meant but tomorrow I will steal the moon as one last grand hurrah! Wish me luck. Oh yeah!!! Vector!! (I'm vector but im in my late 50s)

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