Hey 👋🏻 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😻 hoevember 🍁 might 🤷🏻‍♀️ be ➡️ over 😿 but guess what 😁‼️ dickcember is here 🥳🍆💦 get ready 💅🏼 to be a ho ho ho 😫 ‼️ for the holidays 🎅🏻 This 👇🏻 year 🗓 we are making sure to give 🎁 Santa all the cookies 🍪 if you know 🧠 what I’m saying 😏 And maybe if you’re a good 😌 girl 👧🏻 you’re daddy will give you 🤫 some extra special gifts 😫💦 Virgin Mary? Don’t know her 🥱🚫 all we want 😌 for Christmas 🎄 is THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 Dildos? NAH ❌ we shoving candy 🍭 canes up our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😫😻 Now go out 🚶‍♀️and spread ✨ some Christmas 🎄 joy 🥳 my fellow ho ho ho’s 😫.

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