ur not under my bed :(

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a Global Elite Master, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

this woman is a CATFISH! pretended to be a potential love interest of mine but turns out, that's my mom! what a poser

WE THE BEST MUSIC

drunk on dbd

This man was the best killer I've ever played against. The second I spawned into the match on The Thompson House, all of my teammates were so intimidated that they disconnected instantly, leaving me with 5 generators all to myself. He kept the pressure up as I alternated between pallet looping him with my toxic survivor superpowers and gen rushing. Once I had 4 gens it was apparent I wasn't going to make it out at this pace, things were getting tense. I began searching for the hatch, and after a straight 2 hours of circling the map, there it was, on top of a tractor in the middle. With this man standing right on top of it. Our gazes must have locked on to eachothers' for an eternity, before we both looked down and saw our bulging erections. He ran up to me and ripped off my pants, ♥♥♥♥ed me in the♥♥♥♥♥until he came, and threw me into the hatch like the worthless♥♥♥♥♥♥I am. 10/10, best game I've ever played.