Análises recentes de Dick Cheese

amazing game almost makes me forget how hard i was abused when i was younger and that is the reason i stay inside and have no social life and play video games all day like a typical degen and refuse to go outside and make friends all just because my dad and uncle couldnt keep their hands to themselves during x mas

apex is for people who cant bench the bar like bro this game is ass focus on yo self

pog game not meant for beta males who eject there stress to watch a dude ♥♥♥♥ a girl they want to ♥♥♥♥. (most beta ♥♥♥♥ on earth) games good relived the days when i was beta male but now im an alpha male and game is simply just meant for alphas eastereggs are easy as an alpha male. people shouldnt buy this game if they cant dead lift 210 bench press 140 and squat 140 MINIMUM i could have a threesome (with 1 dude NO ♥♥♥♥) and beat these eastereggs im just that alpha

have gone through the story total of 3 times out of the 9 endings couldnt ask for a better game and cant wait to buy the 10$ dlc might be a slow reader but man I LOVE ANIME AND WOMEN AND CLUBS relating to the character which you play as makes the game 10/10 he watches anime all day and plays video games all day relates so much to me and n ot talking to women aswelll this game is certifed poggers

i almost ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the dude his name was a girl stripper name i dont want to be gay

this game is so perfect it acutally makes my penis tingle like when my arm falls alseep. the amount of grinding in this game is inane for the result of grinding. its like a 16 year old horny boy who says he gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and never does and finally lost his v card at age 21 and lasted 3 whole mins. the story line behind this has stuck with me like someone just told me how to grab my ♥♥♥♥ with my hands. the dlc for this game makes me feel at home and looking back at them feels like i cummed for the first time.

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i wet my pants 2 times and my mom had hit me 3 times for screaming too loud

this game is so ♥♥♥♥ that i rather walk a dog until it dies in front of my own eyes. this game is so bad that you have to search up how to build a base if you actually wanna have a good base. i cant even believe how bad the trust is in this game LIKE HES ONE OF THE BOYS and he i trusted him with my life and he back stabbed me for what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCK