My fridge exists on three separate metaphysical planes of existence and has gained sentience.
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Your continued existence is a source of aggravation.


I am 50 meters from your location and approaching rapidly.


When there's nowhere to hide and nowhere to run, all you can do is look to the Sun.

"And when no one wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want. What do you call it, Freedom or Loneliness?"