+rep A rather voluptuously sized rear-ended individual of african american ethnicity sitting upon a non-motorized foot-pushed vespa partaking of a carefully and individually packaged fruit juice cocktail drink for children.

has too much of a #wap

not the wap.. log off

hey girl, i saw your avatar while playing my favorite game VRchat, and i thought it was pretty hot haha not to be weird :) unfortunately you were afk, but your avatar was just so gorgeous i couldnt help but assume that the fair lady behind the avatar must be just as breath taking *winks* i hope you don't mind me commenting on your steam profile like this and i hope you dont think im weird, i promise im not crazy!!! xD but i hope you'll accept my friend request and maybe we can go to a private room sometime...? jk! im not that weird i respect women unlike most of the weirdos on here. anyway, let me know! i'll be waiting haha :)

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

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