I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8 i droped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ul ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globernaughts frum tha corna shop.

. im trained in street fitin & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym yer nothin 2 me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv I swer 2 christ ya think u can fokin run ya gabba at me whilst sittin on yer ♥♥♥♥ behind a littl scren think again wanka. Im callin all me homboys rite no preparin for a proper scrap a rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it Yer a waste bruv me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper pulp with me fist wanka if I aint satisfied w/ that il borow me m8s criketpaddle & see if that gets u the fok out o Newcastle ya daft kunt if ye had seen this bludy fokin mess comin ye might a kept ya gabba from runnin but it seems ya stupid lil ♥♥♥♥ innit ima ♥♥♥♥♥ fury & ul drown in it m8 ur a proper mess knob

G'day mate, hows it going? I just have a little something to say; so im gonna get it out of my system and say it all now.

This Man, this fine specimen is a mother ♥♥♥♥ing gorgeous love of my life and if anyone thinks differently about him I will have there ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ removed from their lower body and stitched onto the ♥♥♥♥ing worthless heads because I would do anything (within reason) for him. Ill tell you a story, when I was younger I had a family of 2 yes I know it was one of my wives and then i grew up and I had 9 wives and 3 kids. I needed money because my sperm count was running low and my wives had no food then. so I met this legend and realised that life isnt about how far i can fit a horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throut or how many babies I can fit in my fridge. No none of that. Just friendship. it is about friendship and this kid thought me it. so I sold my kids to the korean shop down the road and my wives to the 2nd hand shop and I wrote this comment.
I love you xxxx