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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 9:01am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2019 @ 10:05am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 8:06am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:17am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 8:57am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 5:59am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 2:54am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 3:26am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2019 @ 11:08am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 12:41pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 10:21am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2019 @ 1:26am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2019 @ 1:23am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 2:53am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2019 @ 10:13am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2019 @ 10:06am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 7:36am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 11:51pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 2:23am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 7:33am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 8:18am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:36am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 3:06am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 11:22am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 3:31am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 8:21am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 7:33am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 5:04am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2019 @ 1:37am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 7:23am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 6:08am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2019 @ 9:21am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 11:13am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:15am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 10:53am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2021 @ 9:51am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:18am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?