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The missle has had a very long day of splashin bandits and wants to take just a small sleeb.
He eeby nad ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to sleeby.
Nibsile sleepy and need bedbye time.
The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevgy little guy and needs to go to beb.
He is ver tired and needs to slep.
Just a little sleeging time as a treat.
Mibselelele needs to slek.
Vwer tirerd boyo.
Jus a lil guy.
Nibsibilibiley needs his beedy sleeb.
Look at him go.
He yawn big cause he skeegy.
Needs to falafel asleeb.
Nini time.
Goodnight mr. the missle
Where sharpshooters clash, sealing fates.
In CS:GO's world, the thrill's untamed,
From headshots to clutches, the legends are named.
With rifles in hand, they form a dance,
Tactics and skill, their true romance.
Through dusty maps, they navigate,
Aiming for glory, no time to hesitate.
Counter-Terrorists, sworn to protect,
The bomb must be stopped, no room to neglect.
Terrorists plot, to plant and explode,
But a skilled CT team stands unbowed.
The rounds fly fast, the tension swells,
As players strive to break their spells.
With teamwork and aim, they seek to rise,
To seize the trophy, the ultimate prize.
So, join the fray, and give it your best,
In CS:GO's world, put skills to the test.
A virtual battlefield where legends grow,
Welcome to Counter-Strike, let's go!
I invited him to my house for a CS LAN party, He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I pushed him away. Turns out he was GAY!!! don't trust this person he's GAY VERY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!