I remember one time I was walking home from school. I was in year 10 and as I walked home I could hear the bellowing roar of a creature experiencing exponential levels of pain. I ran to my PC, as at the time, and still now, it's all I know. Then I saw it, staring back at me. A FREAK. My body froze, and I started shivering from the feet upwards to my head. This feeling started to work inwards as I felt my brain fizzing and slowly evaporating, my blood reaching boiling temperature, my organs began to fail. Then it happened. My penis shrivelled up and detached from my pelvic region, laying on the floor. It grew two small legs and two arms and began to erect. Before I knew it, it measured eight inches in length and five inches in girth. It then bolted to my cupboard and reached for my Pfeifer-Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Revolver, shooting me in the head, evaporating my entire body leaving my walls painted red with my blood and shards of my bones shattering windows. Avoid this freak.

actual flog haha he mulch bagged my step sister