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What a beauty. Simply the best game I have ever experienced playing. The journey of Edward Kenway depicts the struggle that every man comes to face in life, the struggle of wanting to better yourself. Through countless challenges I saw the growth in his character and felt the atmosphere of the world around him begin to change as he does. The NPC's which often only serve as guides or service providers in other games come to life in this magnificent story alongside the general world building process. The people Edward meet create genuine relationships with him, some becoming friends closer than family, and others becoming the reason for his continuous journey to becoming a better man. The expressions and feelings that are expressed through dialogue and visual imagery display a shockingly fantastic realism to the word of Black Flag. When characters within the story get what they deserve I genuinely felt entertained and overjoyed, whilst at the same time when characters that felt like real companions were lost, I felt a sense of sadness for my character. So thank you, Edward Kenway, for this fantasy like experience you have shown, and given me. Thanks to this game, I gained one more sweet memory in my childhood. What an amazing game.

I have never seen a game that possesses the unholy cluster♥♥♥♥ excuse of a matchmaking system csgo has. It is impossible to play any competitive game without the uncanny team balancing of silver teammates who deserve to be in plastic against a variety of cheaters, smurfs, high ranking no grass touching single working men, and in addition to this range of ♥♥♥♥♥, there are no times in which your performance is any indicator of the skill level you are in, the game revolves around gambling luck to religious behaviour of praying for teammates who can use a microphone and also not suffer from any mental delusion that they are somehow a good player. Even more so, when looking at the vast majority of players in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ elo that ranges from silver to master guardian, the matchmaking system seems to be made by the grinch, as no matter how excellent your own performance is, the competitor will win as a result of your half AFK team and the remaining 3/5 players being toxic and unable to get any significant impact within the game. I do not understand how valve has the shame to announce reworks of anubis lighting graphics or ancient water physics in CS2 when the matchmaking system cripples most players before any visual issue does. The game is clearly unfair, unbalanced and favours only those in the pro rank, and you may say this is a form of cope, or otherwise npc behaviour, and yes you would be right, but as would I when I say that you the reader has no doubt experienced the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ matchmaking problem but forget as you continue to desperately try ranking up with friends.

CS2 UPDATE 2024: Dear unholy mother of lord and saviour jesus the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ of christs, valve anti-cheat is like the mexico border patrol without the border and patrol. The share influx of 16 year old puberty stricken, inhumanly obease, fat chungus, womenless little ♥♥♥♥♥ with cheats that put the girl from the Omah Lay concert to shame just come flying into every game possible. The fact the devs at valve could not give a flying ♥♥♥♥ is the funniest thing in their pathetic lives as they release a new skin model the fan-base buys up like hungy cocaine withdrawn dogs. Matchmaking has made as much improvement as steven hawking's skill in basketball and my dog's skill at speaking english. I actually, from the bottom of my heart, want to meet the vac developers behind this festering pond of anal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheating and see what type of subhuman garbage is in charge of the system. I want to personally say this to my fellows that have been up against a cheater, do not fret, do not become angry, instead, with the lord jesus in your heart, bless these children and more than them, seek forgiveness from god for their parents as they have failed their duty of raising a human being. If my kid became a little cheater, on the lord fathers name I will take away games even if it meant dying along with my disappointment of a child. I pray, with the fathers name, you all get into the most loving caring relationships of your lives, to have the person you love be taken from you in the most traumatic and tragic way possible. I am not angry, believe me. I type this without emotion across my face, only pity for your parents.

UPDATE ENTRY LOG: 25th of September, Evening 11:59 PM - Cold, Clear Sky - 2024

Well, Well, Well. Here we are again counter strike 2. Time has slipped through my fingers as if sand. Now, tainted by the constant bullshitery of this corrupted game filled with cheating vermine and incompetent circus actors, I now write another review. I suppose I should, well, acknowledge the feeble, pathetic attempt at valve to momentarily stall the tidal wave of cheaters present in premier. It has done a total of jack and ♥♥♥♥♥. Some guy was practically playing portal 2 with the amount of teleportation involving his crosshair to my head happening. You might say skill issue, I wouldve agreed, if not for the 360 degree rotation ninjetsu he pulled out in the second half of the game, with my favourite weapon - the anti-christ 3000 cuminamanator scout rifle. My hatred for this company has passed the realms of denial and anger. Now I sit here, meditating, in hopes of stalling the growth inside my head that has sprouted from the depths of halfwit monkey brained teammates. It is as if I am perpetually stuck inside the tent of a circus group made up of limbless decrepids as I cannot imagine how else they could perform like they have. The only reason I have for playing this game is to exercise my heart and brain, to train myself to control emotions and chain down my thoughts. This game is excellent if you hope to be distracted from life. You will feel emotions you thought long dead in abundance.