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Odemčeno 81 z 89 (91 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 20.04

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 21.17

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 13.04

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 13.33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 20.58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 18.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 14.04

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 12.09

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 14.58

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 16.05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 10.25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 13.24

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 27. led. v 14.44

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 22. úno. v 18.17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 13.43

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 11.25

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 26. led. v 13.37

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 3. pro. 2024 v 9.32

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 27. led. v 17.09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 16.32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 27. led. v 17.32

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 16.48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 13.10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 16.00

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 3. pro. 2024 v 9.36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 12.00

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 13.33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 9.35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 14.21

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 13.37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 16.16

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 27. led. v 14.56

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Odemčeno 30. led. v 17.20

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 19.24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 20.09

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 9.29

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 15.47

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 21.13

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 17.04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 11.51

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 17.01

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 17.04

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 16.07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 20.55

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 10.35

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 17.34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 13.04

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 11. srp. 2024 v 20.08

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 12.49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 10.36

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 15.16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 15.21

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 29. lis. 2024 v 12.56

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 13.00

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 13.14

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 12.59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 28. lis. 2024 v 14.03

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 16.33

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 18.06

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 17.48

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 31. led. v 17.46

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 17.06

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 7. úno. v 18.22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 27. led. v 14.45

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 12. úno. v 21.51

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 16. úno. v 21.49

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 21. úno. v 14.00

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 22. úno. v 14.50

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 22. úno. v 18.33

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Odemčeno 22. úno. v 18.48

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 23. úno. v 10.42

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odemčeno 12. úno. v 21.39

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odemčeno 16. úno. v 20.35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 17. úno. v 9.45

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odemčeno 21. úno. v 15.18

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odemčeno 21. úno. v 13.59

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 21. úno. v 13.39

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odemčeno 22. úno. v 17.11

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 22. úno. v 18.12

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odemčeno 17. úno. v 11.02

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 1. pro. 2024 v 11.20



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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