You didn't reply to that, of course, or offer a reaction. The both of you knowing full well what this meant.
Your transformation from negligent, drunkard and unreliable rank-and-file Vindicare to negligent, drunkard and somewhat-reliable watch-wearing dildo is now complete.
It took a surprising amount of self-restraint for you not to trash your office in a blind rage at the realization of it. It took you considerably more not to drain the entire bottle of whiskey.
Things like these tend to color your attitude.