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actually retarded
doesnt know directions
I am a Mordhau veteran. I do not smile when I kill. I do not frown when I die. I do not flinch when I get shot, or impaled, or amputated. I don’t laugh at your bards or your disfigured maulmen. I am as tough as nails, as cold as a rapier through the heart. Fear me. Beware. I will hunt you all down.
I am not intimidated by you in the slightest. I am a horse main. On horseback, I am the hardiest, strongest, and fastest ♥♥♥♥ you’ll ever see. My spear and sword will tear through your body without any resistance. Go ahead and try, maggot. Good luck. Try and dismount me from my equine throne.