Not a furry or a weeb

If you're trying to converse with me using voice chat in a game; Yes, I can hear you. Yes, I have a mic, and no; I don't have to use it. I don't openly engage in voice chat in public lobbies/servers unless it is with individuals on my friends list who I know and feel comfortable speaking to.

9 out of 10 times you're either a screamer, a troll, an all around turd, you are trying to tell me something I'm genuinely not all that interested in hearing, or you are living proof that some people shouldn't have mics. You're also totally not supposed to deepthroat your mic by the way. If you're one of these, then you should know that somewhere out there there's a tree that is tirelessly producing oxygen just for you, and you owe it an apology.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
~Qui-Gon Jinn
In short, don't be like Jar Jar Binks.

Talk ♥♥♥♥ and you WILL get muted. No exceptions. No second chances. I don't wanna hear it.

Criteria for friend requests:-
✔️ Agree to not unnecessarily spam me with DMs or game invites on Steam or Discord
✔️ Ideally have at least 2 mutual friends
✔️ Have positive interactions with me in the same servers or lobbies
✔️ Ideally have at least 2 hours played in shared/mutual games
✔️ Don't repeatedly change display name and/or pfp after I accept.

⚠️ Have a clean Steam account
⚠️ Post a comment to my profile stating your intentions
⚠️ No blank profiles.
🚫 Don't be a ♥♥♥♥

✅ The more criteria are met, the more likely I am to ultimately accept your request.

Bio:-
18, Non-binary, Us

Employment:
Primary: Ingredients Handler/Machine Room Operative
Secondary: Shift supervisor

Languages spoken:
• Fluent Bri'ish English
• Broken French
• Broken Spanish

Religious views:
• Agnosticism
• Pastafarianism
• Diogenes Cynicism

Political views:
• Ancom
• Anprim
• Socdem
• Communalism
• Marxist-Leninist

🏆 All of my rare achievements and items are legit and no hacks, macros, or auto-clickers have been used to attain them. Git gud or die trying. https://twitter.com/CartridgeGames/status/1114936662017171456
🚫 Nothing from my inventory is up for trade. If you want something of mine that badly, go earn it yourself.
🧭 Quantic Profile: https://apps.quanticfoundry.com/profiles/gamerprofile/mPcZUWbaQdfEpXe8LoY4hc/
🎓 GameAcademy Profile: https://gameacademy.co/academy/profile/4416

This week, I have been mostly playing:-
Role-playing Games
• Final Fantasy VI through XIII (Including VII Remake, Excluding VIII, X-2 & XI)
• Dark Souls PTDE/Remastered
• Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion
• Undertale

Sandboxes
• No Man's Sky
• Minecraft Java Edition
• Garry's Mod
• Tower Unite

Action
• Batman Arkham
• Devil May Cry & DmC
• Metal Gear Rising
• GTA San Andreas
• Red Faction Guerilla

Platformers
• Sonic Mania
• A Hat in Time
• NiGHTS
• Celeste

Puzzle
• Amnesia The Dark Descent
• Riven
• Untitled Goose Game
• Superliminal

Shooters
• Doom (1993-1994)
• TF2
• Quake
• Half-Life
• Rez

System Specs:- (as of 01/01/2024)
Primary OS: Windows 10 Professional
Secondary OS: Arch Linux
Case: Sharkoon BD28
Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB MK2 (Cherry MX Blue)
Gamepad: Official Xbox (Electric Volt), Official Dualshock 4
Mouse: Logitech G502 Hero
Mobo: ASUS Z97-Pro Gamer
CPU: Intel i5 4690K @ 3.50ghz
GPU: ASUS Phoenix RTX 3060 12GB
PSU: Corsair RM650
RAM: 4 x Corsair 8GB DDR3
VR: HTC Vive
Handheld: Steam Deck 512GB, Google Pixel 7, Nintendo Switch
MIDI: Nektar Impact GX61