Who am I?
Well, normally, I'm a beat cop.

What I Love:

-Busting perps for snortin' teeth and smokin' dirt
-Rewarding sashes that say 'Neat Job'
-Finishing the job I started

What I Hate:

-Snortin' teeth
-Smokin' dirt
-Suckin' wires
-Drinking water
-2 couches in the same room, facing each other
-Tea Sets
-The M.B.I.