After a good game in Tekken, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great gaming and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard piel push against my leg. I gave him a poes klap. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠤⠌⠁⠀⡀⢲⡶⠄⢸⣏⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠂⠀⠙⠛⠛⠠⠀⡸⠁
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This guy will beat your ass :DD beware

This guy's bryan is an absolute crackhead, watch out