Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

Oh hawk tuah, my hawk tuah, where would I be without you? How devoid of life I would be, how lacking in love and laughter, without hawk tuah. How great a life that hawk tuah has blessed us with. For no more media has surpassed hawk tuah in its humor. The great and glorious hawk tuah. For we have discovered the pinnacle of human achievement. To find love and joy, to bring us together as one, to bring about the most of our creative potential, hawk tuah has done all of these things. Oh hawk tuah, how I love you dearly. How I yearn to say, “hawk tuah spit on that thang” for all of my days. And as I lie in bed, raging into that goodnight, my last breaths will be, “hawk tuah… hawk tuah… hawk tuah.”

I eat a bowl of cereal every morning and at the start of the week I pour a bowl of cereal the ordinary way. However, unlike most people(probably) I eat my cereal with a fork. Why? You may ask. It’s so I can save my milk because when I’m done eating my cereal I put the milk back in the fridge. Then I take that bowl of milk out again the next day for my cereal and repeat. At the end of the week I finally indulge myself in drinking my bowl of milk all at one. It is a real treat, a real delicacy. It’s like a flashback to all the cereal I ate that week with such a unique tangy robust flavor. The next week I start with a new bowl of milk. Monday’s are the worst because my milk tastes normal and fridays are the best because I’m allowed to drink my wonderful concoction. It’s a different experience every time. Truly magical.

uwu

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