Progreso de Mini Lenny Pootis en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 6:22 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE a las 12:03 p. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:35 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 3:15 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:24 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:50 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 8:36 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 11:31 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 8:43 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 11:33 a. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 9:39 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 9:53 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 6:38 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 10:52 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 10:01 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 10:26 a. m.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 3:57 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 9:13 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 6:23 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:05 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:01 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 8:37 a. m.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 4:50 a. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 11:35 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:06 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 10:52 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 8:33 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE a las 12:16 p. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 8:45 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 3:45 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 2:29 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 3:28 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE a las 12:08 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 2:26 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 6:14 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ENE a las 2:07 a. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 9 ENE a las 2:26 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE a las 5:53 a. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ENE a las 7:34 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30