No, you're NOT a slam kid

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're slam. No, you're not. Most of you bands are not close to being slam. I see some of these people saying " put 100 hours in this new slam track it's great! That's nothing, most of us can put 300+ hours in all of our slam music. I see people who only do deathcore and claim to be slam. Come talk to me when you are doing GUTTURALS, BLAST BEATS, AND ACTUAL SLAMS. Then we can be friends.

Also: Vulvodynia and Within Destruction is not real Slam. Signs of The Swarm is not real slam. Suicide Silence is not real slam Infant Annihilator is not real slam. Slipknot is not real slam. DEATHCORE BANDS. ARE. NOT. REAL. SLAM. Put down the Deathcore bands and listen to something that actually requires skill and talent for once. Like Abominable Putridity

Imagine thinking you're real slam

Sincerely all ACTUAL Slam Kids

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