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Per Adonai Elohim,
Adonai Jehova Adonai Sabaoth,
Metraton Ou Agla Methon,
Verbum Pythonicum,
Mysterium Salamandrae
Cenventus Sylvorum,
Antra Gnomorum Demonia Coeli God,
Almonsin Gibor Jehoshua Evam Zariathnatmik,
Veni, Veni, Veni!

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I can't 🙅 stop working 😩😫💪 on Daddy's 👨 pole 💈😫

Mommy 👩 shoots 🔫, her shots all miss 😂

Daddy 👨 and I 👩 share a special ☄️ kiss 💋

One ☝️ round left 👈, Mommy 👩 takes the gun 🔫

She rests 💤 the barrel 🛢️ on her tongue 👅

"Goodbye 👋 world 🌍, and goodbye 👋 cheater! 👨

I hope you're happy ☺️😄 with your stupid 📖🚫 wife 👩 beater!" 👊

The gun 🔫 goes bang 💥, Mommy 👩 dies 💀☠️⚰️

But we 👨👧 don't 🚫 care, Daddy 👨 just sighs 🌬️😤

No 🚫 thoughts 💭 in her 👩 head 💆, no 🚫 blood 💉 in her heart ➡️♥️⬅️,

"That stupid 📖🚫 ♥♥♥♥♥ 💃 can't 🚫 tear us apart." 💖💕💓

🐝 Dear Dodge!... 🏓
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Yours truly, Donnetta Vandeberg (the cat)

DOGHER MUOSE IN GORG BATT