join me tempered

When she cooks, she seduces you and the aromas pull moans from the bottom of your belly. I remember this one time my nose got me in trouble. My nose grew feet and walked me to the kitchen where I saw the spaghetti cooling off on the counter, I figured one or three spoonfuls of the sauce would hurt, well I was wrong. The sauce was so hot on my tongue that tears came out of my eyes. I screamed and screamed until my grandmother came in the kitchen. She said, " Girl what in the hell is wrong with you?"

I mumbled, "Mawmaw my tongue is on fire."

She giggled,"Fatty butt, you couldn 't wait, I 've told you too many times to not to open my pots," she 's really strict