Proezas de Debror no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 20 jul. 2021 às 6:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2022 às 7:23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2022 às 7:10

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2021 às 14:32

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

16 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

10 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30