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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2020 @ 7:56am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 5:43am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 8:11am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 7:27am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2020 @ 7:53am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 8:48am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 9:07pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 11:37am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:14am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 9:32pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 9:09pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 9:32pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 8:36am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 9:07pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 8:31am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2020 @ 7:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2020 @ 7:30am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:13am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:27pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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