• “What’s the respawn time on that thing?”
Never needed one. It’s always up and ready for the next round.
• “Does it have a name of its own?”
Yes. It’s called the Pillar Of Dominance—
and it’s trademarked.
• “What’s the hardest part about having such a massive dong?”
Finding a mousepad big enough to handle it.
• “What happens when the enemy sees your dong?”
They either quit the game, uninstall, or apologize. In that order.
• “What do women think when they hear your name?”
They don’t just think it—they’re googling it. My dong has its own fan club at this point.