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Make good choices!

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Sure, being on the Nice list gets you more presents, but being Naughty is its own reward. Happy Holidays to you and yours!

I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door