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I(F24) decided to wear a buttplug to work as it would’ve been easy onlyfans content. My husband(m53) had made a HUGE breakfast for the that morning, however I woke up late and after I ate his breakfast I rushed to work. Little to my knowledge our supervisor wanted to do a teambuilding exercise (I work at Olive Garden as a janitor) and he had made us a absolute nightmare of a spaghetti and not wanting to be left out I ate about 3 lbs of pasta. After I finished I asked him what was his main ingredient “I like to put Parmesan cheese all over it” he said. I was lactose intolerant, I rushed to the bathroom and that when I remembered, I had a buttplug in but it was too late, I ♥♥♥♥ all over myself and jumped through the bathroom window. I’m writing this as my husband cleans my ass for me :(.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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