+rep gyat

10/10 favorite sickly person ever. If you were on hospice i'd be your nurse. Love you pookilywookilybear

Gremlin

I (don't) want to be pegged

you're a doctor you just got the test results of the patient it's just as you feared it's fatal, your patient has ligma you know you have to tell your patient that he has ligma but you cant keep a straight face you have to go out there and tell your patient that he has only three days left to live and that there's no cure no hope. you cant keep a straight face you walk out to your patient, "s-sir," you say through snickers "what are my test results?" your patient replies "I-I'm very sorry to say but," you snort. "its f-f-atal." you can't hold your laughs "Is this some kind of joke? why the ♥♥♥♥ are you laughing" the patient shouts at you "you h-have a fatal case of l-l-ligma," you can't hold it in anymore, you're rolling on the floor, tears in your eyes, you pee yourself a little "what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you?" your patient replies, with a face of horror and disgust. he starts to cry. he's shaking you scream at the top of your lungs, "LIGMA BALLS! LIGMA BALLS! AHAHAH! LIGMA BALLS!"

+rep nice person!