Shortest guy you will ever meet! I would make a joke about short people, but it would just go over his head...

This man is so Canadian he pisses maple syrup and drives a moose to work.

Why haven't they made a spongebob fleshlight? Think about it: it would be so soft, squishy, and there are enough holes in him that your friends could insert their wieners inside of him at the same time as you. I don't know about you but spongebob has always turned me on. Just the thought of an innocent, children's cartoon character turned into a penis sucking machine makes him 10x hotter. It could even have a suction cup on the bottom so you could mount it to the wall. In my opinion this is a perfect business idea, and it would satisfy many of my needs?

worst shower partner ever.. always dropping things -_o

ive seen him in Knee socks.... and only wearing knee socks :P