Hey man I've called you like 20 times and you haven't picked up. You need to pay to fix my plumbing. I'm being serious, I don't have any water in my house after what you did, every single pipe is clogged. You came to my house to play sonic colors but instead you thought it would be funny to flush all my mom's tampons down the toilet. She buys her tampons in bulk from Costco, man. What were you THINKING? That was like at least 300 pounds of tampons. What the hell is wrong with you? What kind of person could possibly think that's a funny thing to do?? What am I supposed to do now how am I going to explain this to her. Seriously. Pick up the phone NOW i am not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around anymore

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🧡 bad Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s not be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a awful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay in danger & dont take care💫💫

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Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
Phone starts to call
Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.
Phone Guy: Hello?
Mark: Hi!
Phone Guy: Hello, hello?
Mark: HI!!!
Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Mark: Ugh...
Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.
Mark: Ah...
Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.
Mark: Hm?

very kek, would kiss

non kek idiot