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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 1:05am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 3:14am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 8:58am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 10:10am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 4:09am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 3:20am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 9:09am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 7:59am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 7:18am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 5:35am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 5:19am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 5:05am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 8:44am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 8:26am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 4:06am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 9:16am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2021 @ 3:28am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 2:48am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 5:50am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 2:38am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 2:40am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 12:24am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 5:56am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 1:59am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 8:44am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2021 @ 7:58am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 6:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 3:02am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 6:59am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 4:43am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 9:00am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 1:16am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 7:40am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2021 @ 7:10am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 6:02am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2021 @ 1:53am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2021 @ 8:55am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!