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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:20am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am